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>>CONTEST<< Win a Fabulous Prize!!
Posted:
Tue May 20, 2008 3:01 pmby minisaz
Fill in the Caption. Best submission will win a fabulous prize!!
Posted:
Tue May 20, 2008 3:12 pmby deemotored
Officer says, So what kind of shoes are those?
Mark says, Why officer, are you flirtin with little ol me?
Posted:
Tue May 20, 2008 3:39 pmby Sanbient
Officer: "So if I sign this contract, you'll get Dee to stop stalking me?"
Mark: "Absolutely, just sign there, initial here and we're done."
Posted:
Tue May 20, 2008 6:47 pmby deemotored
You WISH I was stalking you. It's quite a privilege! Now, back to the game please!
Posted:
Tue May 20, 2008 8:33 pmby Carey934
Officer says: I've been waitin' for you ALLLLL day!
Mark says: Well, I got here as fast as I could!
Posted:
Tue May 20, 2008 9:29 pmby DogWashMini
Officer: You really put my patrol car to the test on these windy roads.
Mark: Too bad you didnt need to use those stop sticks. I have run flat tires. Ha!
Posted:
Wed May 21, 2008 12:40 amby azminiman
Officer: You were going awfully fast there son in that little car...
Mark: SH%&, you should see what i can do in my GP!
Posted:
Wed May 21, 2008 12:42 amby azminiman
Officer: I cant get over the size of that thing you got going on there
Mark : but officer, its actual size
Posted:
Wed May 21, 2008 4:33 amby Louie B.
azminiman wrote:Officer: I cant get over the size of that thing you got going on there
Mark : but officer, its actual size
Hey don't ruin the contest by telling us what was
actually said there!
Posted:
Wed May 21, 2008 4:49 amby AZMini
Officer: I really like your mini.
Mark: Yeah, its a fantastic car. I've got another..... hey, wait a minute!
Posted:
Wed May 21, 2008 5:54 amby deemotored
Officer: Hey, where's that UKSUV guy? We've been looking for him for some time.
Mark: Well his car can only make it to the grocery store down the street.
Posted:
Wed May 21, 2008 9:24 amby AZMINIS
Officer : Your window tint was so dark I didn't recognize you Mr. Ryan, Can I have your autograph ?
Mark : Sure, just don't sell it on Ebay.
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Jeff
Posted:
Wed May 21, 2008 8:32 pmby bigcoyote
Officer: " Why should I give you a break today?"
Mark: " I have a bootleg box of Crispy Creme Donuts in the boot...They are all yours if you put down that pen"