Something funny in Sundays paper

[bigcoyote]

Hey all,

I was reading the Sunday AZ Republic and they had this article in it - I about fell out of my chair when I read it!!


Dallas, TX

A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store armed with a bat & a knife. Dallas Police said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a 7-11 rolled toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened. But he didn't grab any cash. Instead Police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway. The Police say the suspect was likely intoxicated at the time of the robbery......



OK... let the comments begin......

[deemotored]

Well I always do a lot of drinking before I steal anything. It just makes it all less awkward, same as first dates.
scotch scotch scotchity scotch.

[OPC]

mmmmmmm, scotch.

Texcians. Go figure. Must have had hot date.

[bigcoyote]

Well I always do a lot of drinking before I steal anything. It just makes it all less awkward, same as first dates.
scotch scotch scotchity scotch.

You awkward.....naw........ not you!!!!

I do have some 20+ year old scotch around though.....

[deemotored]

That's a quote from Mr. Ron Burgandy dears.